Move over Joe Simpson. You are no longer the world’s creepiest Dad. While your unnerving dedication to daughter Jessica’s boobage is disturbing, it seems some has one upped you. And who is the new creepiest dad of the year? If you guessed Hulk Hogan, you guessed right.

Looks like when Brooke Hogan needs help with her suntan oil, Daddy Hulk is more than willing to help out. He’ll rub it on her back for her. Her shoulders. Hell, he’ll help her oil up even if it means rubbing up her butt. Pictures from a few months ago have resurfaced of the Hulkster spearing suntan oil on daughter Brooke’s ample behind. I know, gives me the willies too. I mean, dude, that’s your daughter!

And to add to the gross factor, Hulk recently supervised Brooke’s photo shot for Maxim and says he approves of the pictures. For those of you not familiar with Maxim, it is a magazine for men too embarrassed to buy playboy. In most of the pics Brooke is barely dressed and posed provocatively. Why she would want her father there during the shoot is beyond me. At twenty there really wasn’t any reason to have a chaperone present. Seems Daddy just wanted to see the what’s what.

In response to the general reaction of “ew” to the suntan photos, Brooke has decided to speak out. She tells US Weekly “I know I’m a grown woman, but it’s like he’s touching an old car. He used to change my diaper.” Well, my Dad used to change my diapers, too. But now that I’m a grown woman he doesn’t even like to see me in a tank top. I can’t imagine any situation, except maybe having been shot in the ass where my Dad would be willing to touch my bum. As it should be.