Seems that Alex Rodriguez, better known for some reason as A-Rod has pushed his wife Cynthia Rodriguez to her breaking point. Or at least her divorcing point. The soon to be Ex Mrs. Rodriguez has file divorce papers, which state that “The marriage of the parties is irretrievably broken because of the husband’s extramarital affairs and other marital misconduct.” It is believed that this stems from his close friendship with Madonna and the fact that many suspect that there is a little bit more than friendship going on. But Cynthia’s attorney states that she believed what was going on with Madonna was an “affair of the heart” not a sexual affair. I wonder if it was an affair of the heart he had with the stripper he was seen with last year.

Madonna is denying that there is any kind of affair going on between them and is also denying rumors that she has brainwashed the baseball player using Kabbalah. I thought only scientologist were into brainwashing.

But it appears while Cynthia may be hurt, she is not sitting at home crying into a pint of Haagen Dazs. No, C-Rod flew herself and some others to Paris, spending about one hundred thousand buckaroos of A-Rod’s. According to friends of A-Rod’s Cynthia did this out of revenge. Well, duh! Of course she did. She knew when she went on that trip that she would be filing for divorce. She needed the spa treatments and the rest to look good for all the paparazzi. I don’t blame her one bit. You go, girl!

To make matters even more screwed up, it is reported that Cynthia has fled to stay with Lenny Kravitz, sparking rumors that they are also having an affair. Kravitz was quick to deny these rumors. “There is absolutely no affair between Cynthia Rodriguez and myself. This is unequivocally 100 percent not true.”

Okay, I’m sorry, but I’m starting to feel like a need a PHD is physics to understand who’s with who and who’s doing what with who. Throw in some mistaken identity and you’ve got a block buster movie. Or a really good episode of Jerry Springer.