OMG! Did you hear? Ashlee Simpson is PREGGERS! I know! I was as shocked as, well, okay, I wasn’t shocked at all. I didn’t even blink. I was as surprised as when Clay Aitkin came out. Oh, he hasn’t yet? Huh. Guess that non surprise is still waiting to happen. Although it seems his sperm was used to knock up David Foster’s sister. Wouldn’t necessarily be my first choice, but oh well.

Anywho, it seems the newly weds music stars have officially announced that they are expecting a little bundle of joy about three weeks after we all knew.

The following was posted on friendsorenemies.com

“While many have speculated about this, we wanted to wait until after the first trimester to officially confirm that we are expecting our first child. This is truly the most joyous time in our lives and we are excited to share the happy news and start our family.”

- Pete and Ashlee Wentz

Many have “speculated”? We all pretty much stopped with the speculation when they tied the knot with no notice in a ceremony performed by Ashlee’s father Joe. (Honestly, just when I think this guy can’t get any creepier). And you just know Papa Joe had a shotgun somewhere near by. It makes perfect sense that you’d want your pregnant daughter to be married before the child is born while at the same time using your other daughters boobs to push her career forward. Nice morals, Daddy Dearest.

So yay, two more ill prepared barely 20 stars have decided that procreating was a nifty idea. And we’ll get to hear every detail until Ashlee pops the kid out. But hey, at least they‘ve guaranteed themselves a spot in the limelight for the next 9 months, something that neither career could guarantee them.