Apparently in a bid to have the American public like her (fat chance) Heather Mills wants to be the next Celebrity Apprentice. Yes, the ex Mrs. McCartney thinks that appearing on the show may make the US hate her less. I guess she figures she hasn’t a hope in Hell of making the Brits like her, so she concentrating on winning over the Americans. Lucky us.

Honestly, I thought we had gotten rid of her once she was booted off of Dancing with the Stars. I was hoping she’d greedily grab all the money she siphoned out of Paul, head back to the UK and stay there. But I guess villagers with torches chased her away and now she is settling in New York ready to take on North America.

The next installment of Celebrity Apprentice is scheduled to begin filming in four weeks and it is usually around this time that the rumors about who will be in it start flying. According to the Trumpster himself, “Because The Apprentice did so well last time around, lots of people want to be on it. Including Heather Mills. We start shooting in four weeks. The names will be revealed then.”

Why she wants to keep putting herself in the limelight is beyond my comprehension. And is she really a celebrity? Sure, she was a model, but come on: she’s famous for being married to one of the Beatles and then severely screwing him over.

Rumored to have been a royal pain in the butt on Dancing with the Stars, according to a report in the Chicago Sun Times, the big suits at NBC aren’t all that thrilled at the prospect of having Heather on the Apprentice. So maybe we’ll be lucky and spared anymore of her hissy fits. I wonder if Mills realizes any winnings have to be given to charity and that as pathetic as her claims to stardom are, she doesn’t qualify as one.