Do you remember that couple in high school that were either broken up or just about to break up all the time? You know the one. They were either ending their relationship or making up and you never knew if this week they were together or seeing other people. Well Pamela Anderson and Tommy Lee take that couple to a

whole new level. The two are living together again, but it’s about as clear as mud as to what exactly is happening between the two. One says they are just friends while the other says they are dating again.

Pam swears that she and their two sons are living with Tommy Lee for convenience while her home is being renovated. “The dream would be that all of us could really be together but we’re better as friends. We’re great friends. We just live together. And we’re ex-husband and wife. It’s kind of silly!” Seems clear cut, but then in practically the next breat

h she is saying maybe, just maybe she isn’t sure that they will remain just friends. “I don’t know where that’s going to go.”

In the meantime there is absolutely no doubt in Tommy Lee’s mind what is going on between the two of them. Earlier this year Lee said, “We are giving it a try for the 801st time and it’s definitely working!” So as far as Lee knows, they are living as a legitimate couple, not just roommates.

Um, how can two people live together and have such opposite ideas about their relationship? Is Tommy delusional or is Pam being coy? And to muddle the matter even more, Pam has admitted that Tommy proposes to her on a daily basis. “Tommy asks me to marry him every day. It’s very confusing.” You’re confused? How do you thing we feel Pam?

Seriously, is there anybody Lindsay won’t hook up with? With rumors about her sexual orientation and her close relationship with DJ Samantha Ronson running rampant, another relationship involving Lindsay has been revealed. Bobby Brown’s son Langdon, cashing in on the 15 minutes of fame he’s owed due to his stint on MTV’s Rock the Cradle, has announced that he had, well, relations with Miss Lohan – in a bathroom.

According to Langdon,

“Me and Lindsay got really, really close. She followed me to the bathroom during a private party, and, well, we basically got together. I think she knew who I was when she first saw me.”

Um, she probably had no idea who you were, Langdon, but figured it isn’t often that she comes across someone she hasn’t slept with. It was private party, so you had to be someone minimally important. Fresh meat in the eyes of LaLohan.

Langdon goes on to say that

“We were just staring at each other and she waked by. I walked into the bathroom and she followed me in.”

Wow, sounds like lust at first sight to me. Or maybe Lilo was so smashed she thought she was in the women’s bathroom. And isn’t Mr. Brown quite the gentleman? Now I understand that if you do Lindsay in the bathroom of a private party, you’d want to tell the guys about it, but the media? Kinda skanky isn’t it? And disrespectful. But then again, if you’re a big name star and you’re servicing second rate celebrities in bathrooms I guess you can’t really expect for your privacy to be respected.

Langdon then goes on to state that the pair dated for a bit before splitting up. And apparently he’d love to get back together with her.

“It didn’t end badly, but it did end weird. I’m actually trying to get back in touch with her - really soon.”

Sounds like a booty call to me. Or else Langdon can hear the tick tocking of his 15 minutes winding down.